Renewable?  What?

That is more like a game-show question that permits investigative questions, such as "Is the pimp Wayne Brady?"

Jesus… I can't imagine being  in a place where neither of those songs are ubiquitous.  Though, to be fair, I've basically been living in Goth clubs for 20 years.

Yup.

You won't.

Poseidon Released (a Kraken).

Not sure that works in the US like it does in Germany, but, if it does, sure, makes sense.  Otherwise we got some dudes here who have pissed away like $32 million bucks.

Atlas Shrugged III: The Search For More Money.  Any Money.  Any Money at All, God, Please…

Chewing gum and walking at the same time is a gamble when considering American audiences, as most of us are really, really stupid.

Apparently, a whole fuckload of people really like this "dull and glacially-paced slog".  I guess what I'm trying to say is, America has basically told you to go fuck yourself.

Uh… what?

They live in the Deep South.  A progressive view towards the abortion issue would not have crossed their minds.

What?  Who, me?  Don't you know who the fuck I am?

No, no.  Pointing fingers at the sick is a valuable service the media provides, because it allows the rest of us to put our problems in perspective and say, "Well, shit!  I thought I had it rough but at least I'm not *that* horse-fucker!"

Can O'Neal beat Humungus at karaoke?

What is this… I don't even…

Describing an LSD experience to someone who is not currently on LSD is like describing the weird-ass dream you had to someone.  They don't give a shit and won't find it anywhere near as interesting.

More people by Samsung shit, tis true, but Apple ain't that far behind.

Disney is alright.  Epcot is where the good times is at.

He is very correct about criminal activity going on within 100 feet of Disney.  Shit, I used to live in Orlando.  I've lost track of the number of times I've been to Disney or Epcot just *frying* balls on acid.  Know a few people who work there? You can get "backstage" and smoke a joint with Goofy or Minnie or…