If only there were some sort of system, such as an inter-connected network of computers, that could utilize a reference database run by automated scripts based on user input… a "search engine", if you will… to retrieve data relevant to the user's interests.

@eric827:disqus   Why has no one canonized this man yet?  He speaks the truth that none can gainsay!

Probably the one with that dude up there in shorts and his dick all hanging down his leg like a baby's arm.

*Pretty* sure they've met before.  Yeah… *pretty* *sure*.

*Pretty* sure they've met before.  Yeah… *pretty* *sure*.

Well, that's because I broke to ya'll the whole Bear Conspiracy a few weeks back.  If it wasn't for the Juggernaut?  Ya'll would be some poor-ass, bear-raped, bear-murdered fools, I tell you what.

He sells out a 3k+ person venue in Seattle, either with Bauhaus or solo.

You might have something, if fucking Hitler had any fucking thing at all to do with building the Berlin Wall.  His relation to it is tertiary, at best.  But you wanna talk mass-murdering motherfuckers?  Hitler's got fucking *nothing* on Stalin.

Slashing a tire is not as easy as you motherfuckers seem to think it is.  Steel-belted radials?  That shit is some work.  Plus, if you just stab the tire with the knife, you stand a real good chance of having the sidewall blow out, which is not only loud, but potentially crippling to your fucking hand.

Cause if you lose your left eye, you lose the peripheral vision out of that eye.  With only one eye, you lose depth perception and get a fucking huge blind spot on the side of your head that is missing that eye.

Yeah, actually, a lot of us do find it gross.  However, we have a bunch of people in this country who get their political direction from a guy on TV.

Or so you believe them to not be real.  That your belief in something does not affect its actual existence goes both ways.

@avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus Well, they *are* in the corners.  Lovecraft warned us about Those That Wait and Those Who Lie Beyond will enter our world "betwixt the angles" and shit.

Not a serious ghost story, but here it goes.

Is this a competition as to who can be the brokest-ass motherfucker on the block?  If so, then damn near no one in America can understand true poverty, because they, at least, have relatively convenient access to potable water and don't have to worry about dudes rolling up in a technical with AK47s to rape and pillage…

It's ok, he said the Atlantic, he's just flying from Hawaii.

Also… Luchenbach Texas was his personal, most-hated song of his entire catalog.

Basically, this.  Over the next 10 years, we can expect to lose Merle Haggard, Willie Nelson, we've already lost Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings.  I'm sure Hank Junior isn't going to be far behind Merle and Willie.

German engineering… over a decade of conceptual continuity…

The narration is what makes that film impossible for me to watch on DVD.  I tolerated it the first time in the theater but, at home? Fuck that.