Well, you see, zgberg80… Comcast was actually made out of forty-seven different DNA samples taken from Hitler's bunker at the end of the second World War.  As science advanced, it allowed them to build Comcast out of the viable clones they'd produced to date.  Thus, Comcast is, scientifically speaking, worse than…

What?

That's a… very specific reaction.  One that the Juggernaut is having trouble envisioning, bitch.

Why not take an Achewood "Fuck You Friday" out for a spin? You'll be glad you did!  http://achewood.com/index.p…

Hollywood gives not one, single fuck.  What Don Staples posted there is all that they give a fuck about.  Did it make money? Yes? Then give me nine more.

Jones is kinda a nut, but, really, he's an alright dude.

15-year-old girls in real life say "cunt", which you can say here, so let's not act like this was somehow unrealistic, especially when comparing it to a "big budget superhero flick".

Guess what? $30, $50 and $75K *isn't*  a lot of money and, yeah, a lot of people *do* live on that, but none of those people are rich or, depending on where they live, even middle-class.

You gotta beware that shit.

It *is* a pretty bitchin' hat.

Horns.  She's the same race as Shaak Ti from the prequel movies, the orange-skinned Jedi chick.

Then you've missed a pretty fucking good cartoon.

You're assuming Swift made her comments in jest.  I'm not getting that vibe out of it.  I really think she "honestly" (whether truly, as a person, or as the media personality she dons everytime she leaves her house) believes that Poehler and Fey were "not supporting her" and all this other high school bullshit.

Who wants to watch a cartoon about Adolf Fucking HITLER?!

*sighs*

As long as I get to watch the events that lead up to the crafting of that song, I'm down with that.  Watching Fey and Poehler hate-fuck Taylor Swift?  Sure, I can dig it.

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Hookers and blow, Colonel… it's always hookers and blow.

Hookers and blow, Colonel… it's always hookers and blow.

Yo, dude, that's a bear.  It's a trap!  It's just gonna rape and kill you, 'cause that's how bears roll.