Only because we permit it to be.

Well, Tim, it's a thing with bears… I dunno why it is, that's why we have scientists to study these sorts of thing… but bears basically rape everything they eat prior to consumption.  It's just a thing bears do.  I mean, I guess it's not appropriate for the evening news, or maybe it sullies the memory of victims or…

I gotta say that the bit about the bears?  Top notch stuff.  That a prophet from the Bible straight-out gets some snotty brats killed by bears?  Pretty bitchin'.  It's like… punks make fun of a dude… and then are immediately raped and eaten by bears.  Hard to deny a dude a room in town when that's his heavy.

Nah.  I mean, sure, Lexx had naked chicks on it quite frequently, which is a must-have for B-grade (and lower) sci-fi (and fantasy and action movies, but The Juggernaut digresses, bitch…).  Lexx was also extremely Canadian in its production values, which is a thing all to itself.  Still… can't say I didn't like Lexx…

This is why every motherfucker in an infomercial who is not using whatever product is being advertised is having some kind of Jerry Lewis slapstick moment.

*Someone's* been following Smoov B on Twitter.

Nah, I can dig it.  What HipsterDBag says is the fuckin' truth.  Human beings are fucking terrible animals, universally.  They're all cunts.  Except for the ones who are fuckbags.  Not a single one of the pieces of shit are innocent of it, so either they are, or will, relatively soon, become, cunts or fuckbags.

That argument can be made, but anyone who says that St. Anger is better than, say, Ride The Lightning is obviously a fool and, thus, should have their opinions discounted.

Yeah… some people?  They just need killing.  It's a shitty deterrent, but that's  ok, I'm not looking at it from that direction, I'm looking at it as a method of retribution.

So… the Church of the Sub-Genius, then.  Bob's got a good thing goin' on.

Not the last album… the last *good* album.

Haha, oh shit, ain't that a bitch?

You mean Ahsoka "Snips" Tano, from the Clone Wars Cartoon?

She's also really dead.

One of her previous attempts was while pregnant.

Nigga, you crazy.  Every time that motherfucker has his face on screen, it's like he's reading fuckin' cue cards.  This sonofabitch plays the same damn non-personality in every goddamned film he appears in. 

I was part of their road crew for the West-coast leg of their tour behind the WWIII album.  A fucking hell of a lot of work, night after night, but so worth it.

You should go to a KMFDM show.  Yes, they're still around, and still touring.  Their shows are… incredibly high-energy.

A live Skinny Puppy version is better, though.

Buck Satan?