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The Juggernaut Bitch
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Yes.

How are you on the internet in 2013 and still not knowing how to use a fucking Torrent client?

Comb your beard, we dont wanna hear that shit.

Are twats not the people who twit?

That story is fucked up…. I mean, I dig Clive Barker but… man, that was fucked up.

Why don't you have a seat right over there?

When was this time?

With the M16A1, rather than the Garand, it would not really matter.  The A1 is and always has been, a POS of a weapon.

Uh, yeah… you have the M-"Don't jam on me now, baby"16A1.  It's got a standard 30 round magazine that, with the selector moved from Safe to Full, can be emptied in about 3 seconds.  In reality, though, as you've probably not been maintaining that weapon and its now 50 years old, it will probably jam on the 3rd to 5th

Robbers?  Not really, no.  The encyclopaedia salesmen, though, are some crafty motherfuckers.

Hrm, no.  Fuck no. If you have a history of mental instability, you should not, in any way, be permitted to handle a fucking firearm.

No, Porky… never aim a firearm at a target you don't intend to kill.  They're not tools of intimidation, they're weapons with a single purpose of design.

Nugent needs no help in looking dumb.

@notteddanson:disqus  *sigh*  Biters.  As in "dead motherfuckers who bite you" not… whatever the fuck a "bighter" is.  A poorly-spelled Britishism?

Only, like, every other episode.

Ever seen Stephen King's "The Mist"?  As is pointed out in that film, "As a species we're fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a
room, we pick sides and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another.
Why do you think we invented politics and religion?"

@avclub-83de02c3cfc3634de1279cbc17a8fbae:disqus I'm not saying that it's not possible or anything, and certainly would make sense if this was going to be a serious drama or something where teen-pregnancy is a topic, but this is supposed to be an NBC comedy.  I just don't see the network trying to mine the laffs out of

Basically it's because we're still Puritans, deep down, regardless of how progressive we tell ourselves we are.  Basically.

What?  Is "RadBadge" verboten now?

That's what I'm trying to wrap my brain-meats around… in what TV-safe land is Ricci old enough to have a 17 year old daughter?  She's 32 years old!