Torrent them.

Well, I dunno, depends on where your theater gets its popcorn and what other fixins its got.  The Hollywood Theater in Portland has brewer's yeast to toss on it and, if you've not done the brewer's yeast thing, you've not done popcorn.

Basically, the "surprise" of suddenly finding yourself in the Cash Cab is entirely faked.  These people know exactly what they are getting into and when.  The cab is not picking up random people off the streets who suddenly find themselves on a game show when they're just trying to get to mid-town for lunch on a…

I would watch that show as if it were my fucking religion.

Because it's boring, Neil, *really* **BORING**!

Does this douche think he's the first guy to notice all this bullshit is fake?

No, no it doesn't.  Not even close.  Bumfuck hicks who act like what the stereotypical bumfuck hick acts like deserves every terrible thing that happens to them.

Wasn't EO black in the prequel?

So, instead, you get Lord Humungus doing some karaoke: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

No, the Gaga issue with Al is more complicated than that, and is kinda a flipped over version of the Coolio issue.

Unless you seek them out, you probably will never see them, but there are a ton of foreign and/or amateur/independent studio adaptations of Lovecraft's work.  While a lot of them do suck, there's a number that are *really* good.  One of my faves, which is more a "based on" rather than a straight adaptation is "AM…

Sorta.  You can also read the Randolph Carter stories (of which "The Silver Key" is one) as a precursor to Michael Moorcock's Eternal Champion series.

Me?  Rooting for the Samsung Note 10.1, because it's fucking incredible.

@K.Thrace ZMF does, I'm pretty sure.

Zac Efron?

Zac Efron?

In Darryl's case, the bike is his brother's, who really is a racist.

You can't respect the Nazis for what they did, but you have to admit that they were the best-dressed army of the 20th century.

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

To be fair, I always hated them.  Personally, I mean, as human beings.  I've never heard any of their music.