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I just started playing Crackdown 2, and yes, tanks, APCs, and cars are good at running over zombies.

Why do you think Walking Dead is overrated? I think it could use a few more zombies, but the characters are fascinating.

Just don't use ghosts. I hate those cheating mothers.

The Up North/Canada scenes with people resorting to cannibalism was the most upsetting for me. To go all that way and be so miserable, then still end up eaten? Awful.

This flick was at least as fun as the Crank movies.

Wonder Woman was handing out the suplexes and piledrivers in that thing. Good flick.

Billy Dee still got paid though.

I'm embarrassed to sit here wondering who else could have filled those roles. Brawn? Trailbreaker? Windcharger? No Predacons?

You can't re-make Zardoz. That movie is perfect as is.

Song idea: killed by troll.

That damn monkey in Burton's movie was a better pilot than Marky Mark. The monkey was 2/2 on landings, Marky crashed on each of his chances.

What are the odds Lithgow gets to repeat "Laugh while you can, a-monkey boy!"

Gen 13 was a terrible comic for most of its run. I did like that run where Gary Frank was drawing though. Even Grunge looked a bit less stupid than normal.

When does the Fartist's sitcom start?

I wonder what else you could sew a butt to? Another butt?

I'm with Santo, I think DD was merely a harmless movie. I'd argue that it was actualy better than average drek like Prince of Persia or Clash of the Titans (modern).

Clay Pigeons was dark throughout, but it was pretty silly for a serial killer flick.

This looks like the best of the weekend, for certain. Heck, with this summer's lineup, this might be best of the summer.

This really is unbelievable. My favorite Hex was the Landsdale and Truman Vertigo stuff, which had a touch of the supernatural. But as far as I've read, Hex can't talk to dead folks.

Don't we all have a little Starz in us?