I, on the other hand, will never stop finding "ausfahrt" funny — the German word for "exit", that's only funny to Americans.

I said it above, but I'll second (or third) it here. Amen to that, Brother Lebron. I can't say enough good things about Indian Pudding — the AV Club folk need to get their hands on some non-canned goodness. It was an Autumn staple at my grandmother's table.
I don't know why I feel like I need to defend Indian…

976-EVIL is AWESOME.

976-EVIL is AWESOME.

The terrible picture is matched only by the horrible tag line. "Something else" will kill you? That's like, the vaguest, most ridiculous threat I've ever had try to entice me into a movie.

You might want to check your facts before you go throwing random insults at Boston, my friend. I'm pretty sure all of New England was happy to see Manny go. Not much of a jab there.

It's definitely an old timey New England thing. Canned brown bread was practically mandatory at our Thanksgiving dinner table. It was more of a dessert-type food, though, when we served it. My grandmother made a kick-ass companion to it that would cut the bitterness of the bread — basically just butter, powdered…

I've been thinking the exact same thing since Season One.
Didn't Milo play Stallone's son in one of the Rocky movies? That is a brilliant piece of casting.

Burton + Depp + Alice in Wonderland = AWESOME
How bout the fact that Tim Burton is making his own version of Alice in Wonderland?? With Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter? Seriously, that is all kinds of awesome. Some things are just meant to be.

One more for "Freeze Frame", here. I remember picking up the vinyl copy at a Strawberries over in Danvers, MA (right next to Child World) and instantly getting nervous as I sat in the car with it that my folks would discover "Piss on the Wall" and take it away. They never did.

"Beef curtain" made me laugh out loud.

I was actually ok with the pretty boy thing. I mean, look at his mom. If he wasn't at least a tiny bit attractive, they could never have sold Katey Segal as his mother. She looks fantastic, no matter how atrocious her character is.

I agree, but don't you think it's a little tainted now knowing that Mulder's "fictional obsession with porn" was real? That just makes it a little sleazy to me. And not in a good way.

She ain't lyin'
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Paltrow's not the problem here.
Oddly enough, I have no problem with her in this ad. The condescending cocksucker in the hoodie, however…that's a whole other story.

But…
He'll be ok, right? I mean…he's GOD.

A member of the jury speaks
Case #1:
I can understand and appreciate the fangirl desire to be dominated by Heath Ledger's Joker. It's the same desire that causes the same women - and millions more - to covet "rape" fantasies. The desire behind the fantasy is to be forced into a situation you find pleasurable — these…

No Spoilers
I am positively giddy thinking about what's coming up next for you, Noel. I feel like I'm watching this for the first time all over again, thanks to you. I can't wait to read your reaction to the rest of the season…it's absolutely brilliant.

Moment of Clarity
I think it's oddly appropriate that his near-jail experience led to this particular moment of clarity. Although, deciding he'd rather perform his own music than spend three years in prison isn't exactly a ringing endorsement for the reunion tour.

I'm glad it's not just me. I thought I was missing out on some in-joke.