TomWaits, if I remember correctly, the "growing bigger" line is also notable for it being such clunky use of ADR, similar to "…workshed!" from ED2.

Dear Mr. Sam Raimi,
I have a solution to the alternate ending problem that will also allow you to sell many more DVDs: Recut the film so the S-Mart ending is a DREAM that Ash has during his Rip Van Winkly oversleep.

I never tire of the scene where Ash returns to the village after supposedly successfully vanquishing evil and everyone is patting him on the back, but his motivation is just to get to that bucket of water… "Yeah, yeah, great… thanks… get the fuck outta my face"

Would you stop namin' nuts!

Harlan(d)s
I often confuse Harlan Ellison with Harland Williams, which makes for a very entertaining little tea party in my head.

MC Escher
The impossible rapper
Ain't nobody does it better
Under pressure
MC Escher
He's so clever
Gives you pleasure
Forever

Spot on!

You're out of line, mister… way out of line. The Man Who Wasn't There is excellent.

The relish with which that line was delivered, directly into the camera, was truly a thing of beauty.

'round my house, we call Dave "Lowell".

"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"

Death Cab for Cuckold!

I'm not familiar with this film.
Is it about werewolves?

I am Spartacus and so's my wife!
I enjoyed how Micheal's whoooooshing of the end of Spartacus foreshadowed his reaction to Jim & Pam's sword-fall-uponing. Nice bit of storytelling there.

Or perhaps you may want to consider the fact that i am a fool who is still learning the ropes of online page-turning.

For your consideration…
Shadow of the Vampire.

I thoroughly enjoyed the scenes from their previous films: Friday Night Boogie, Nude Ninjas, Dial 'S' for Sex (which did very well Bangladesh, where phones were just coming into widespread use) and The Airport (not to be confused with Airport).

I liked Tropic Thunder better when it was The 3 Amigos.

…And God Spoke
Queue it up, I command you.

The RiffTrax embellished Plan 9 was in theaters a few weeks ago and will return to theaters a few weeks from now.