Everyone on this site is high. Previously, Fridays featured one new article - the AV Club Q&A. Now we get 2, or at least 112. That's profit!

These acts of kindness make me deeply unsettled. It's all a plot.

And rule 34. And rule 63.

All our base are not belong to you.

Dammit, I had the chance to use the word 'abreast.'

What is this, Rfm9882? Seriously, what have you done here?

Don't drink and tweet.

You know what. I'm way too drunk. Best to ignore all that.

Tell me, CY. Have you ever wanted to double post? Just to know what it feels like? I bet you'd like it. I bet you're dying to. Do it for me.

Buzzfeed has done a bang-up job of keeping me aware of useless cultural ephemera.

Now is a good word to know.

A TV commercial during the Saints-Vikings game has informed me that I can now tweet or access facebook from my couch now. The future is now.

Just strolled back to read that back to myself and boy do I wish I had waited 'til I was sober to write it.

How in the hell is it unethical? You can't just make that claim without backing it up. Questions and accusations of ethical behavior don't work that way. Ethics isn't morality.

Ebert will have no one to be pissed at but himself.

It worked for Zach G.

Fair enough, but being cautious isn't the same thing as being gullible. The exact opposite, I'd argue. So I stand by my original post. If this was a hoax, it would go down as the worst critique of mainstream media's gullibility anyone has concocted.

This is something I want to know too. I watched it after the fact, knowing what was coming. From my perspective it's horribly telegraphed and absurdly over the top. That's part of the reason I'm inclined to agree with Noel about the last season.

I'm allowing for the possibility that it's real, but hell if this isn't the goofiest "snap" anyone has ever undergone. It's on par with "I will become the Bat." Oliver Sacks needs to write a book about this. The Man Who Mistook Himself For A Hobo Rapper.

That gimmick is already taken, Mr. McGimmick. By fucking everyone here.