I have only one option now. I must step aside, as much as it saddens me. I hereby nominate Jorge Von Salsa for the presidency on the ticket of the Party Party.

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"If it's a mockumentary, though, its greatest value is in pointing out the media's gullibility…"

Oh holy hell, it would be like an annual bacchanalia devoted to all things media-related. A two-day festival and everyone gets off work!

Imagine how much better the ratings would have been if Bill O'Reilly or the PTC had pitched a shit-fit about it. Controversy would have done the show wonders.

There is nothing more pointless than arguing comedy on the internet. Hell, PoFlaWas are more productive.

Well at least we can tear it apart in the comments, as is our right and our duty. Can't say the same of Gawker Media's article-advertisements.

Dropping the Curtain seems a little dramatic. That blurbs are sometimes given out haphazardly is at worst an open secret, right?

Dor-El?

I miss Dorral
or Dorrel, or Dorryl or whatever.

HA! Out of all of the skin-wearing, I-wanna-do-her and teadoust comments, it's a James Joyce joke that gets deleted. That's kind of awesome.

That's just the way satire goes. Not everyone is going to be in on the joke.

@mizerock, I'm guessing it was that he just came to that conclusion. I myself recused myself from the human race at like 5 or so. But then again I was a real asshole.

Wait, what's a theme song?

I don't think you know what a conflict of interest is. His interest in making rent vs. his interest in reviewing something?

There's some nice convergence here and in the Metal Box. They're discussing the morality of supporting NSBM, though. Say what you will about Morrissey (and I'll be the first to say he's a fuckface) but some of those black metal bands make him look like a saint.

Sonuva bitch, seems that's actually a definition. Begging your pardon, TuxedoMonkey.

Connotations are funny that way, how you can just ignore them whenever you want.

Man, you can't start making up your own taxonomy.

Oooooohhhhh, Tom WAITS For SNOW MAN. Now I get it.

My 11th and 12th grade AP English teachers both pronounced it rhyming with anal. Maybe it's a Southern California thing?