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Ouch. Well, some rocks are kind of sexy.

Ouch. Well, some rocks are kind of sexy.

Yeah, but she stopped being funny when she died and was then reincarnated as a virtual reality avatar, and then as a Cylon.

Yeah, but she stopped being funny when she died and was then reincarnated as a virtual reality avatar, and then as a Cylon.

Aaaaaah…approval.

Aaaaaah…approval.

These articles are no longer about pop culture, they are about us and our relentless quest to quote popular culture and acquire "likes". Damn you, O'Neal for taking all the good Ann quotes!

These articles are no longer about pop culture, they are about us and our relentless quest to quote popular culture and acquire "likes". Damn you, O'Neal for taking all the good Ann quotes!

Why exactly can't she vote? Does she live in one of those states where they're trying to keep black people from voting? She really should have an ID by now.

Why exactly can't she vote? Does she live in one of those states where they're trying to keep black people from voting? She really should have an ID by now.

I love how they don't even act like they believe their own hyperbole anymore. "This is the hardest decision we've ever had to make." Sure, Joe. "The most coveted title in the world of food: winner of Masterchef." Whatever helps you get up and come to work, Ramsay.

I love how they don't even act like they believe their own hyperbole anymore. "This is the hardest decision we've ever had to make." Sure, Joe. "The most coveted title in the world of food: winner of Masterchef." Whatever helps you get up and come to work, Ramsay.

Absolutely! I've been listening to it non-stop since I downloaded it yesterday. Track 10, Lightning, is sublimely good.

Absolutely! I've been listening to it non-stop since I downloaded it yesterday. Track 10, Lightning, is sublimely good.

IT'S A FAAAAAAAKE!

IT'S A FAAAAAAAKE!

That's why they carry those frying pans.

That's why they carry those frying pans.

Yeah, I get where you're coming from. I think the network deserves a lot of skepticism, but the creators don't. If I was one of the people working on this show, I'd feel pretty frustrated about all the comments about how bad my work is, when I haven't even started.

Yeah, I get where you're coming from. I think the network deserves a lot of skepticism, but the creators don't. If I was one of the people working on this show, I'd feel pretty frustrated about all the comments about how bad my work is, when I haven't even started.