Alfred Molina is the goddamn greatest. In the dictionary, under "character actor", it says, "What the fuck are you looking in a dictionary for? Go watch Alfred Molina and hollow me out to hide your weed in."

It's like P.T. Barnum said…
…there's a suck-ass movie born every minute.

I will always have a soft spot in my heart for McFarlane for the work he did on Infinity, Inc. when I was a kid. God, I loved that book.

I'm with you guys. After The Wire ended, I knew I'd never again see anything as perfect, so I blinded myself with garden shears so McNulty and company would be the last thing I ever saw and would be burned into my brain. No, seriously, I can't even see these AV Club comments, I had to hire a small Guatemalan child…

Damn. Now you done gone and blew my mind, Rabin.

Don Pardo
is a God.

No, no. It was, is and always shall be butt rubbing. It's replacing the back rub in our culture from here on out. So, when you want to make an innocent pass at that cute gal/guy in accounting, offer to give her/him a friendly butt rub.

Donde esta Pete?

Oddly enough, next week's Quickfire involves filleting cockles.

He was nice and quiet last week. I was getting the feeling the producers had told him to stifle the puns. But then he comes back this week with the Pablo Escolar thing. Hey Toby! Here's a pun for you: I'd like to see you "go the fuck away!"

Yup
Goddamn. You actually managed to work in 90% of my favorite holiday entertainment. Nicely compiled, AV Club. Nicely compiled.

Are there people out there who are so disturbingly anal that they neatly arrange each and every pecan in the pie in concentric circles? 'Cause I just dump 'em in the crust and pour the filling over them. I, too, found the pie off-putting.

I say anyone stupid enough to get high and cut her own hair with a weed-wacker should not be designing things for people to wear.

Blayne is actually a reanimated fetal pig in lame "street" clothing.

Fascist? You know who's fascist? Bowman and Murray, that's who!

I have just been so goddamn sad all day. Thank god I can listen to his albums.

That's the one. I kept waiting for it to pop up as I read the list. The man who did the funniest scene in the funniest movie in history and you guys leave it off. Unforgivable. Seriously. I piss on your "David Spade."

Saw The Jerk when I was but a boy. My mom covered my eyes through parts of it. No idea what the fuck she was worried I'd see.

Eatin' dessert and eatin' an entree ain't in the same ballpark. They ain't even in the same game.

Reunion Show?
Is the reunion show next week? There was no preview of it last night. And I thought they usually slotted them for the week before the big finale. So what gives? I just can't get enough of that Bravo reunion show guy, so I'm anxious.