True; I know my workplace would frown on my watching things about Satanic rituals and human sacrifices.

I know you were just using it as an example, but if a conversation about the nature of what makes up light ever suddenly broke out on "Hannity," Sean would have a real aneurysm.

He doesn't have to try to win an argument or look better than Colbert to anyone except the nitwits that watch his show. It's a low bar to achieve, and he consistently does it.

Um, thanks for stopping by so much, I guess?

Hannity wants Colbert to go make jokes over there so we don't have to make jokes here.

Meanwhile, mothers of Palestinian children who have been killed are awaiting their time on "Hannity."

In the home from parents, too, as God intended! I won't have the public schools teaching my child about Treklords!

Don't say dome…I said dome.

Wait. The Dome is the bad guy? I've been rooting for the Dome!

I am normally against violence in all its forms, but I would strangle every character on this show to death if I could.

BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMP.

Yeah, I know Ghostbusters 2, sure.

But it's TJ Truffleberry's only line!

I kind of like what they were going for in "2001." I saw it as Dave, as he's being transported through the star gate, trying to comprehend technology that would seem impossible to him. Unfortunately, the sequence goes on far too long.

You know what haunted me as a kid? Anthony Perkins being disemboweled by Maximillian's spinning-blade-hands.

Yes, I think so!

I remember getting some kind of disc or Frisbee with a batman logo on it, and even as a kid thought it was a lazy tie-in, even for a fast food toy. Then I saw the movie and the Batmobile's firing those discs at people!

What are you talking about? Batman was in it a bunch! Remember that scene where he was in that pit in the desert? And that other scene at what seemed like 45 minutes later, where he was still in the pit?

Exactly. If you're making a Batman movie, for my money it has to be a crime movie. There was a glimmer of it in "Begins"; I remember coming away with a sense of that being where the series was going. A mobster movie series with Batman solving crimes. And that's a lot of what we got with the (still problematic) "Dark…

I demand MORE TOYS!