If my hometown had a giant dome come down over it, and they had to rely on my old science teachers, they'd be fucked.

Ha ha, try being a visual journalist! Nearly every assignment I have that in any way involves the public, I have to fight with every goddamn person there to get a fucking shot because they're standing in the middle of everything with a goddamn phone.

Actually, there is a way to defeat him:

I may not have followed everything right, but if there's going to be an answer, I think it's this: Ryan's dad was mixed up, either as a lawyer or some other reason, in this bizarre dog cult. Ryan was exposed to this somehow as a young child, or witnessed something, and his mind is creating Wilfred's man persona as a…

Agreed. I think we're going to have a satisfying ending, something along the lines of how we don't always get answers to big questions, but it's OK and we deal with that and move on.

I know. There's a sweet-ass movie to be made about a guy who becomes a mobster/super-villain in order to bring down other criminals.

FLAGGED.

Oh yeah, you've gotta have Juche.

I know this guy that's pretty religious, and is very into the "culture war" victimhood thing. When the thing about Letterman sleeping with an assistant or whatever came to light, he went on this Facebook rant about what a scumbag he was and he was never going to watch again (I think he just wanted to bitch about a TV…

That was also the instance when Dinesh D'Souza agreed with him, and conservatives seem to forget that part. Of course, first they have to be reminded who D'Souza even is.

"Crumpet"? Sure.

…We're talking about Tip O'Neill here, right?

Best enjoyed with an Orange Whip.

"Dreadnought!" was also one of Diane Carey's books where she inserted some Randian bullshit into the Trek universe.

Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last comments got very silly indeed, and that last one about the line was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do, except perhaps my…

I enjoy this season's continuing, disturbing looks into Todd Barry's life.

Alien Jesus has been sacked.

Just because they don't have to fuck, it doesn't mean they aren't DTF for grins.

She was right to be upset. Not because he's Jewish, but because he's a grown man who goes by "Scooter."

Semprini?