They don't both have facial hair. It's Louis. Louis is the evil twin.

But how does John Hodgman feel about it?

But how does John Hodgman feel about it?

"Greybeard, the sponges migrated about a foot and a half."

Oh, he is. I can hear the furious lawsuit-filing as we speak.

Stupid sexy Lithuanians!

I think it's sort of like a white hole in cosmology. You know, it exists on paper, so you can use it in examples.

Well, look, I don't regularly read Spider-Man's books, so I don't know how good or bad the story was. But I know what my reaction was to reading the plot summary. And I've gotta say, man, it was kind of a punch to the gut, but in a good way. Imagine fighting your whole life for the cause of justice, even helping save…

Not only that, but I think it was originally supposed to be the final word on that particular era of DC. Then, for some reason, they waited for a while and made Flashpoint fill that role. And Flashpoint was terrible. I have no proof of any of this, it's just how the whole thing feels to me.

Ha! I forgot about that last page. Yes, there was that, too.

So, pretty much the same experience as the prequels, then?

Meanwhile, @avclub-f0a25fc22f6198ce61fe90730dc075e1:disqus, Flintheart Glomgold has acquired Star Trek!

Yeah, anyone who read Final Crisis and knows anything at all about Darkseid and his omega beams or whatever they're called knows Batman wasn't dead.

My immediate response was, "how dumb do you have to be to think a comedian is up there giving you Absolute Truth?" I mean, it's a fucking performance. The only thing that matters is if it's funny or not. Sure, some comedians may make it their thing to always tell the truth or something I guess, but who really gives a…

I think the introduction of the regeneration goo was brilliant, even if they never meant for us to assume it comes into play between episodes (and, let's be honest, the writers are not even thinking about this). It crosses my mind whenever someone in the house gets injured. Jeff having his skin removed? Eh, I'm sure…

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus, that ep also has one of my favorites, the monster GPS in Buckle's wife's car. "At the next intersection, take a FRIGHT!" It's really dumb, but I laugh every time.

@avclub-e586a4f55fb43a540c2e9dab45e00f53:disqus, are we to believe this is some sort of magic skunk? I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

Brain and brain! What is brain?!

To bring us full-circle, remember the old Go-Bots headquarters playset, that had a little robot cafeteria? And the menu had space-burgers or something?

Sure sure!