You'd think so, but no.

I'm not sure "Star Trek IV" pushes the notion that whales are our cuddly friends. They were friends with a giant space probe that tried to destroy all life on Earth, after all.

I'm not sure "Star Trek IV" pushes the notion that whales are our cuddly friends. They were friends with a giant space probe that tried to destroy all life on Earth, after all.

Can you really update the premise of "The Day After" though? Unless you mean just update it with modern effects and whatnot. But getting vaporized in an atomic flash, killed slowly by fallout or murdered/cared for by scavengers are still pretty relevant ideas if we're talking all-out war.

Can you really update the premise of "The Day After" though? Unless you mean just update it with modern effects and whatnot. But getting vaporized in an atomic flash, killed slowly by fallout or murdered/cared for by scavengers are still pretty relevant ideas if we're talking all-out war.

Build the dang fence!

Build the dang fence!

I am not necessarily in favor of banning all guns or anything, but it's fucking hilarious how many people think owning a bunch of guns and ammunition is some kind of defense against a tyrannical government. Sure, you could hold off some cops for a while, maybe take some with you, if they tried to unreasonably seize…

I am not necessarily in favor of banning all guns or anything, but it's fucking hilarious how many people think owning a bunch of guns and ammunition is some kind of defense against a tyrannical government. Sure, you could hold off some cops for a while, maybe take some with you, if they tried to unreasonably seize…

I usually don't have a problem getting through a whole ep in a sitting, but I do think that "Mystery Science Theater Hour" was fantastic. It's shorter and you get the wonderful insanity of Mike Nelson's Jack Perkins.

I usually don't have a problem getting through a whole ep in a sitting, but I do think that "Mystery Science Theater Hour" was fantastic. It's shorter and you get the wonderful insanity of Mike Nelson's Jack Perkins.

10 cars?!

10 cars?!

That's not going to be good for business.

That's not going to be good for business.

Or that goddamned tornado. What a fucked up neighborhood.

Or that goddamned tornado. What a fucked up neighborhood.

Chief?

Frankly, I'm not sure "Seinfeld" fits it either. It was about Torme happening to be appearing at a benefit, that both Elaine and Kramer become involved with for non-Torme reasons. Sure, they want to hear him sing, but I don't think they needed to be Torme superfans for that to occur.

Frankly, I'm not sure "Seinfeld" fits it either. It was about Torme happening to be appearing at a benefit, that both Elaine and Kramer become involved with for non-Torme reasons. Sure, they want to hear him sing, but I don't think they needed to be Torme superfans for that to occur.