No panda-rape? That makes me a sad panda.

In the ongoing battle between my wife and I for one of us to please for the love of God just pick a restaurant already, "Feels like an Arby's night" is a standard response.

Manssierre!

Which I believe was also the source of the infamous Yoda line, "Dead better, red than."

Yeah, I think it's his response to George declaring a dislike of the character.

"Daddy done good, eh?"

I love Dalton Trumbo's special effects work.

The best part of that scene is that, yes, he did get the Cheese Whiz.

You haven't heard of "30 Cock"? It's fantastic!

Koko B. Ware?

Puke! That's a funny word!

I forgot about "Mallard Filmore"! You're right, it's way worse than "Marmaduke."

Everyone knows "Marmaduke" is the absolute worst comic strip.

Truly, Dikachu has lived up to his name.

I don't see what that has to do with Gene Shalit…oh, wait, right, the grandkid-fucking.

I reach!

I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder!

And when he whimpers, "It's no picnic."

Once again, a sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

At the stroke of midnight, this thread will be mine and Viggy Viggy Viggy's. Well, mainly Viggy Viggy Viggy's.