Yeah, but didn't Mr. Lockhorn get some jabs at his wife? On Everybody Loves Raymond, he's cowed into total fear by a hateful shrew. At least, in the ones I saw.

I like this show, but sometimes their definition of what's a "myth" and "busted" bothers me. For example, they did a test on whether or not a shark could pull a boat so fast it goes underwater, per "Jaws." The rig they had pulling the boat, which was made to exert the same force a great white could, was incapable of…

It seems like the driver's seat of the Batmobile would have some kind of hose or nozzle for this eventuality. 

Also, the other reason someone like Luthor doesn't just have Joker murdered is probably because without him out there giving Batman headaches, Bats will suddenly have a lot more free time on his hands. Which isn't good for anybody.

Are you implying that using some villains from "Mosaic" would have been obscure? I think it would have been perfectly fine to have Crushing Self-Doubt as a member of the Injustice Gang.

What's weird is that she's the villain they pick for John Stewart. Then again, she stabbed Stewart's wife to death in the comics, so I guess it works.

The best part about it is there's almost no way to strategize, 'cause a fireball or "Magic talisman stops fireball" card is going to fuck up your day no matter what. The entire game comes down to those last few spaces before the boat dock.

All this board game talk is great, but it all pales in comparison to Fireball Island, perhaps the greatest game ever created. I have a complete set and haul it out every chance I get at family gatherings. A 3-D tropical island, a jewel, a tiki idol that spits "fireball" marbles, players stealing from each other almost…

I've never played Settlers of Catan not drunk, but I thought it was fucking awesome. I don't know what this means.

No funeral, mommy!

No! The Tea Party and all its moons belong to me!

Which is funny, because SNL has a great Digital Short making fun of those guys. "Rasta Trent," I think. 

Moe's real name is Moammar, which suggests some kind Middle Eastern origin, which would then suggest the possibility he's a Muslim. It's pretty remote that Moe would be capable of the self-discipline of any organized religion, though, so probably not.

Never had cantaloupe? Eh, you're not missing anything. Honeydew, now there's your money-melon.

I don't know, the Blue Lanterns (as far as I've read) are pretty much the only guys that aren't either flat-out evil or corrupted at the top.

You know, the writer of the book at the time refused to tell that story, so they brought in someone else. I think, up until that point, Gerard Jones was doing really interesting things with Hal and the planned upcoming GL civil war sounded like a great story (it's floating around the Internet somewheres). Also, Hal…

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Mm. Sickies.

Now that I think back on it, you're probably right. But I have distinct memories of being disappointed by the invisible monster in "The Dunwich Horror" and a couple of others. 

What about Gallagher?