So it's on brand.

White people Snapchat like this…

And first-cousin of Mega Man X's Armored Armadillo.

I like all of them! (Don't fight, y'all.)

It really IS tough! I've tried and quit Tinder, never texted or sent dick pics, am perpetually confused as to the existence of Tinashe and Zendaya, and too bothered to mess with Snapchat

Spider-Man: Mean Goblins

"I just jerked off/on Flash Thompson's toast!"

I'm at the edge of millennial and Gen-Xer, so I'm a geezer.

Brandon Wardell's appearance on "Weird Adults" helped me finally understand older adults' annoyance with millennials.

I'm happy about a new Travis album. More Fran Healy vocals and lyrics in the world are good.

Same as my feelings regarding Camp Lo: this is it.

Junior bellowing "What happened to the baby?" after seeing Jack's injury cracked me up.

Game of Thrones is just going to leave you, HBO!

Zack Snyder's been working on his for 49 years. She's ahead of the curve.

True. The owls in "Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole" had some pellets up their esophagi.

It is THE place to buy tires — and GRITTINESS.

I've always found "the story is true" line in “Too Cool Queenie” to be clunky, but it gets the point across!

"Axe’s 'Great White Embarrassment' scent"

The movie's existence is reason enough to celebrate. The F makes this essential viewing.

I love the Cardigans, and their albums have a sharp divide between their first (Emmerdale, Life, First Band on the Moon) and second (Gran Turismo, Long Gone Before Daylight, Super Extra Gravity) phases. Their first albums are cotton candy to the ears, but the darkness underneath the sunny instrumentation and sweet…