This review is magnificent. Kudos, Sonia.

Episode 4: Receding hair lines

I hope ABC saves us FROM Glee.

She's off having her year.

"It heightens the senses—the SEXUAL senses."

Daddy, will the two ladies that live together in the meadow love Smash as much as me?

"What's down there, a fucking Rancor?"

Dammit, and I was going to write off the ticket as a charitable donation on my taxes!

"Lips that touch swine shall never touch mine—unless they're wrapped in Pillsbury's Crescent rolls!"

I hope Jezebel eviscerates Smash in general. This is the first episode I've seen, and it is horrible.

"My shirt is chafing me. Do you mind if I take it off? Now my pants are chafing me."

Jenna and Mickey Rourkey-Road

Who let the ghost of young George Burns join NKOTB?

You don't want to know where these stains on my face came from.

"C'mon baby let's do this… naturally."

"C'mon baby let's do this… naturally."

I wonder how many times Harmon has left his girlfriends mid-relationship.

Jay Leno has to be removed from the Tonight Show by FORCE.

"DAMN, Frasier!"

"Kid blood is my secret to my unnaturally smooth skin!"