Friday night: where television shows and its stars go to die.

Hey, don't stop believing.

Hey, don't stop believing.

Book buyers are still unsure of what blonde hair dye and AXE body spray does to liven up the recipes.

Book buyers are still unsure of what blonde hair dye and AXE body spray does to liven up the recipes.

That's the same excuse she used to get out of Samantha Ronson!

That's the same excuse she used to get out of Samantha Ronson!

I wonder what career highlight he'll tattoo on his neck next.

I wonder what career highlight he'll tattoo on his neck next.

Looks like moviegoers weren't enthused by the words in The Words, AMIRITE?

Looks like moviegoers weren't enthused by the words in The Words, AMIRITE?

Alternative headline: 
FX automatically gives Charlie Sheen first-class ticket to Meltdownville

Alternative headline: 
FX automatically gives Charlie Sheen first-class ticket to Meltdownville

Not that it means anything, but I was as outraged about Anger Management's existence—let alone lack of highbrow premise or the fact that Charlie Sheen traded on his "winning" persona—as I was about Whitney's ads and first-season run.

Not that it means anything, but I was as outraged about Anger Management's existence—let alone lack of highbrow premise or the fact that Charlie Sheen traded on his "winning" persona—as I was about Whitney's ads and first-season run.

"I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter" - me after listening to a Linkin Park song

"I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter" - me after listening to a Linkin Park song

"Blame It on the Jiggaman"

"Blame It on the Jiggaman"

This show looks awfully sitty! I mean, this looks like one sit sandwich!