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When I Got Out Here…
I thought every day would be a Van Halen video.

I'll take a grande fratty manuccino.

Oh I thought that was another portmanteaux describing how much you moshed while away.

I have a printed out powerpoint table on identifying rosin/resin content in solder flux.

….marry me.

The brain bus is how the cast of Gossip Girl was discovered.

Actually the entire album will be downloadable separate from the tracks on the disc.

….Hootie?

There's nothing more sporting than having a hump
With two prepples, a zup and a wortled galump

I don't intend to just leave the Event Horizon. I plan on taking the Clark to an advisable distance and firing TAC missiles at her until I am certain she is vaporized! FUCK THIS SHIP!

If you and your brother were kids when The Lion King came out wouldn't he have been at least in high school by the time Jaden Smith was dropping his toys to the EARRFF!?

No guys I think it's Blue Lou Marini from the Blues Brothers.

BLUE LOU MARINI EVERYBODY.

Kevin Costner's acting is certainly one of the greatest comedies in the last 50 years.

Why put it on tv when you have it sitting next to you?

I'M A HUMANIST! MAYBE….THE LAST….HUMANIST!

So you mean Star Trek?

I'm merely trying to plan nefarious doings from my necropolis and you girls keep invading the pathways of aether to ask me if Johnny's asking you to the big dance. Well, damn it, he's not!

PINK IS THE SAINTLY COLOR OF THE GREAT THAUMATURGE OF HERMETIC QABALA

GIVE HIM THE HEATERRRRR