Yeah, I'm pretty sure he literally flinched.

Yes, but I have to think of words, and roots of words, and sometimes in LATIN. So, waste of time? Yes. Bigger waste of time than tv? No.

Trailer Trash Sluts vol. 23 was a classic, but Trailer Trash Sluts: The Saga focused too much on giving us a chronological retelling of what we already knew.

Actually. Make mine a Michael Bay cut. I think I would like to develop a Johanssen/explosions/American flag fetish

I think I'd prefer a Brett Ratner cut of that.

If you hit 500 HR's, you're going to the HOF. His AB/HR ratio is astounding, and is up there with the likes of Mickey Mantle and Ted Williams, as well as Mark McGwire. Personal feat is as much a stepping stone into the hall as leadership or team contribution. Unfortunately this leads unrelenting douchebags near the…

Won't Ya Jim Thome, Pearl Bailey? starring Jim Thome as a down-on-his-luck river boat gambler.

If Chuck doesn't get renewed I think I'm going to My Name Is Hurl.

WE WELCOME YOU TO THE COLD ROBOTIC HELL OF THE INTERNET!

I hope it's a reference to Bubb Rubb and Lil' Sis.

Maybe they filmed the whole thing in a real X-Men Holodeck a.k.a. The Danger Room, and it is, in fact, much better than it appears?

"I'm taking less money because I'm in love with your daughter and I've discovered a newfound respect for life."

Meme Sucks by The Meme Sucks on the album Meme Sucks

BEEESS!?

"BTW: If you find Vonnegut's (jaundiced) view of politics and religion 'obvious,' consider how his work may have led to the world where you could decide that. "

Ben Folds will combine a capella and William Shatner with Ben Folds Presents: The Treble with Tribbles

I said, "Does it look like there's anyone smilin' in here?"

HOWDIGEBURRRNED!? HOWDIGEBURRRRNEDDD??!

Q is one of those beings that is neither enemy nor friend to humanity but a watcher of things. A lot like the Organions and other all-powerful races present in Trek.

I think I've heard Hulk Hogan use it quite a bit as well.