bah
Pearl Jam is the world's worst Pearl Jam cover band.

Pass me another drink of goofballs, willya? I need to wash down the absinthe I just freebased.

Maybe, but in the AV Club's defense, people read the AV Club.

Best forceful insertion of a numeral into a word
since "Thir13en Ghosts," but not as refined as "Se7en."

Have you ever been in a gladiator?

Best movie based on a candy bar
ever.

fucking astronauts
driving their moon buggies through our neighbothoods all time o'night, playin' that theme to "2001" real loud… We don't need no moon cheese babies!

So does Michael Jackson.

Don't mention the war!
I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

more like "ad magazine"
Amirite?

Dane Cook isn't funny.
"I'm not complicated enough or knowledgeable enough to say that Dane Cook isn't funny."

Nnnnnnnnno.
From the article: "His face chalk-white, his hair green and his mouth a sliced red grimace, the handsome 28-year-old Australian actor looked frighteningly true to the character in the Alan Moore graphic novel, "Batman: The Killing Joke.""

I could murder a bowl of Kramden's Delicious Marshall.

The system, is down. The system, is down. The system, is down.

Dreyfus has never been in porno…
Had Spielberg not cut out the original ending of "Close Encounters of the Third Kind," on the other hand…

mad for mo'
I liked this movie better when Damon Wayans was in it. He did that Antoine-the-homeless-guy schtick and everything.

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

At this point
I think we can safely refer to what was once a "boy band" as a "men band."

Cam yiyebilirim, bana birsey yapmaz.

I'm the final Cylon…
…and so is my wife.