Jay-z and beyonce
This just in - the two most boring humans ever may or may not have done the most boring thing ever. AR YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??

Thirded. I may hae a new favorite Hater quote.

Let me show you something!
Jim Carrey.. a gas can… could we finally get that "Fire Marshal Bill" movie we've been waiting for since '92?

Redd Foxx was metal?

turnabout
Not to be outdone, the other two girls from Destiny's Child are coming out with their own pre-paid Tracphone.

Fun times..
..for the rest of the guys in that jail. How many minor criminals will ever have the chance to say they imprisoned with Jack Bauer?

I'll just bet…
…this movie will somehow involve a scene with Will Ferrell pulling his trademark scared face before comically running away from something. Possibly while nude.

Not never released
The episode was eventually broadcast for the first time when Adult Swim was showing repeats, and later released on DVD.

meh
If they targeted snitches or corrupt cops no parents would have bought this for their target audience of 14 year old boys.

Tracy who?
Did Tim Meadows change his name or something?

the man's name is "charlie sheen," dammit!
What's this "Charles" crap?

Someone else always has to say
Yes, it was.

LOLmike
this r srs beard

The real highlight
I hope there is a featurette on the DVD about how you can freeze-frame during the last dance sequence and clearly see male dance double Crazy Legs' moustache.

Of course.
Because "Team Knight Rider" worked so well.

He'll never top
drunkenly failing to eat a Wendy burger as his daughter films.