This isn't a firstie…

Am I making a DeNiro face? Am I? AM I?

In Soviet Russia you big fat jerk to Seagal!

FOLEY ARTIST, with a t-shirt of Mick Foley.

Marvel Comics presents the crimefighting duo of Nova and Lox!

Shut up, dummy!

Note 1: scared to death by the third-segment image being alluded to.

This is a good time to point that that for about 25 years I thought Tom Jones was a black man.

Speaking as someone who looks 95% like Michael Shannon, I'm glad he has something out there where he's comically threatening instead of actually threatening.

SPOON!

Ribisi would be perfect to play Lee Harvey Oswald in a miniseries.  Reading 11/2363 right now.

Kirk Cameron's gonna be so angry that you're co-opting his gag, Senor Bagofcrap…if that is your real name.

I think you meant Shinning.

No, wait! Patriot! He'd make an awesome Patriot!

Not Black Panther, not Luke Cage, Rhodey's taken…possibly the Falcon.

There is no hyphenated word I'm more excited to hear than "Russo-Finnish".

Something something…

Wait until you big strong menses his joke.

Hey, Nahmy, did you know I was supposed to be exploded in that Tom Cruise movie?

[Joke about how white comedians co-opted black humor.]