I'm waiting for him, too. Only reason I'm here.

Ms. Eakin, the THOUSANDS (literally, thousands) of people who worked on this film probably thought they did a good job. By so obviously misrepresenting them, you are essentially slandering an oppressed minority.

Power Rangers 4eva!!!

Wow. Among the many flaws of this terrible and wholly unnecessary criticism (of an admittedly terrible film), how is it possible that you have so badly misquoted the one line you claim to be able to recite "backward and forward"? There are no guns, and the film makes a specific point of Friar Tuck's wonder of the…

Yes!!! You're back, The Shield! I was beginning to worry!

Sure.

Actually, one of the weirdest parts about all this is that Card still claims to be a Democrat, despite literally everything he has said and written in the last three decades. I think he's not aware that the Democratic Party changed a bit since desegregation.

Some of us cared about both.

When I saw Dan Harmon's cameo, all I could think was, "that son of a bitch pretended he had never seen Arrested Development!"

Pencildick,
It's, you know, a reference. To Community.

I'm hitting refresh until you complete your comparison.

Todd, I've refreshed the page a couple of times from two computers, and your byline isn't there. Which is unfortunate, because now I have no idea who wrote this.

Just call 'em the Scoobies. No one bats an eye when a season villain is referred to as the Big Bad.

Yeah, I thought I remembered reading that. Still, the review is usually up way before I get around to watching the episode. Just curious.

Kind of late tonight. No screener?

How does the hate get here so quickly? Trolls get here before the fans do. That takes some effort. Are people angrily poised over their keyboards waiting for each new review?