I have a theory that Ryan Murphy created American Horror Story just so
he could reference Frances. Murder House: Jessica Lange plays an ex-actress.
Coven: Emma Roberts plays a washed up, institutionalized actress who gets gang raped. And yes, Lange should have won two Oscars in 1983.

Minotaur sex and Frank-incest aside, can we also talk about a sacrificial goat's blood dripping down on Sarah Paulson's lace panties? I know it was a fantasy sequence but I'm still dealing with the fact that I saw that.

Charlotte was actually the best part of the episode for me. At least during her first scene where she says something like. "I just found out that we no longer had property in Paris. At 3AM after a chartered flight from Brussels." Which to me is the point of the show. Rich people say ridiculous thing about being…

Injury should have been the title of this week's episode. And yes, Fauxmanda falling off a balcony has some actual consequences (and I swear to God there's gotta be a YouTube clip of Dynasty where Joan Collins falls off a balcony, too). Nolan falling inside his dad's storage room was cute. But can we talk about Aiden,…

Injury should have been the title of this week's episode. And yes, Fauxmanda falling off a balcony has some actual consequences (and I swear to God there's gotta be a YouTube clip of Dynasty where Joan Collins falls off a balcony, too). Nolan falling inside his dad's storage room was cute. But can we talk about Aiden,…

As someone in the Nolan side of the Kinsey scale, I wanted to assume that everyone under the rainbow wrote fanfiction/represented in the Revenge writers room.

As someone in the Nolan side of the Kinsey scale, I wanted to assume that everyone under the rainbow wrote fanfiction/represented in the Revenge writers room.

This will probably sound derogatory but whoever wrote this episode seems like a fanboy/girl/gay. How does Daniel know about the WHM nickname (EDIT: Thanks for DowargerCountess and SilentSpy for reminding me. It's still ridiculous hearing the nickname when the characters say it)? Did Conrad and Victoria tell him that…

This will probably sound derogatory but whoever wrote this episode seems like a fanboy/girl/gay. How does Daniel know about the WHM nickname (EDIT: Thanks for DowargerCountess and SilentSpy for reminding me. It's still ridiculous hearing the nickname when the characters say it)? Did Conrad and Victoria tell him that…