The tap-dancing shoes may be a bit much.

Forget the computer overlords, I'm more taken aback that humanity's top Go player is only nineteen years old. Maybe I can beat him by offering to buy beer if he throws the match?

I reckon he's still able to give them the Getting Hit On the Head Lessons they so sorely need.

"I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes."

Then the Enterprise would be destroyed in a hopeless battle, but their sacrifice would not be a vain or empty one, as their bravery in the face of death would impress the Klingons.

Velvet Underground - "After Hours", Velvet Underground
The Pogues - "The Band Played Waltzing Matilda", Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash
Bob Dylan - "Desolation Row", Highway 61 Revisited
Van Morrison - "Glad Tidings", Moondance
Tom Waits - "Come On Up to the House", Mule Variations
Tom Waits - "Anywhere I Lay My Head", Rain Dogs

Bought a six pack of Boulder Brewing's Hazed and Infused, as well as Duclaw's peanut butter and chocolate stout, "Sweet Baby Jesus". Excellent, but not a dinner beer. For maximum decadence, I had it alongside a warm almond pastry and a scoop of ice cream, while listening to Berkeley punks Sweet Baby's LP It's a Girl.

As an unrepentant carbaholoic, I endorse your typo of Seven Bread Soup. This week I tried a new twist on rice and beans, where you bake a dutch oven full of rice, chickpeas and a few veggies. Tasted good, but it took forever for the rice to get done. Also on tap was some broiled perch with dill and tomatoes,…

Operation Ivy - "Caution"
Fucked Up - "A Little Death"
Bruce Springsteen - "Something In the Night"
CIV - "It's Not Your Fault"
The Clash - "Look Here"

Yeah, and Walter White never smoked meth. Those two facts are not mutually exclusive.

Joe Strummer & the Mescaleros - "Johnny Appleseed"
The Traveling WIlburys - "Like a Ship"
Elvis Costello - "Running Out of Angels"
The Modern Lovers - "She Cracked"
The (International) Noise Conspiracy - "Only Lovers Left Alive"

Made some jambalaya for the umpteenth time, but I think this time turned out exceptionally well. I picked up red Argentinian shrimp at Wholey's, which were a good deal- only drawback is always use the transition from bluish-gray to pink & white to tell when they're done- this requires a bit more observation.

Shuffle Thread

I maintain that, much like Krusty the Clown, it's not show business that's in their blood, it's selling out. They exist to sell tacky licensed merchandise, the songs are just an advertisement for toothbrushes and moustache trimmers and canned eggs and whatever-the-fuck with their faces on them. Steve Miller Band may…

I think Rancid's second self-titled clicked for me when I imagined "Black Hawk Down" as Woody Guthrie at 78 RPM. And I like to maintain the opening to "Black Derby Jacket" is a "Buckets of Rain" reference.

Correct answer. KISS is a terrible band, Gene Simmons is a terrible person, and "Rock and Roll All Nite" has the bare minimum beyond just a hook to qualify as a terrible song.

I didn't have the funds for a stage production, so instead it was stop-motion with my Star Wars figures and shoe-box sets. Mr. M shut it off when Julius Caesar got killed in a drive-by. If I ever decide to run for office, I'll have to either destroy the one existing copy or wait until the last working VCR grinds to a…

What do you mean? Why do you think they call it a grass roots campaign?

You should see their repartee in "The Trouble With Tribbles". It's delightful.

No, but I would agree to assist a deep-cover infiltration of their party if it meant I got close enough to sock Nigel Farage in his stupid fucking gob.