Wait, someone here was invited to the Reagan's inaugurational ball?

The looks of shock in the Super Bowl photo lead me to believe that's during the play James Harrison ran from endzone to endzone on a pick 6.

As a long-time maker and consumer of Jimmy Jambalaya, I feel like I've rarely seen it made with a roux- I thought that was typically reserved for gumbo. I'll usually plan on ~40 minutes for that, though I take it slow so as not to burn it. It's a lot of time, but it's worth it if you can get a milk chocolate color and…

I had some old friends over for waffles on Saturday- cumin, cornmeal and cheddar waffles topped with chili and some good Korean-style chicken sausage I picked up at Trader Joe's, accompanied by a salad with some spiced pumpkin seeds and a blood orange vinaigrette. Dessert was gingerbread waffles with vanilla ice cream…

The Clash - "Complete Control"
Sonic Youth - "Rats"
Beastie Boys - "Funky Donkey"
Rancid - "Hyena"
The New Pornographers - "Testament to Youth In Verse"

And what's all this "former Cub David Ross" nonsense? He's still "former Brave David Ross" to me. While that was his longest with any one team, much of that time was backing up Brian McCann, so by games played, "former Red David Ross" is also acceptable.

Great, Bruce Willis / Future Joseph Gordon-Levitt can tell us what movies will be good before they come out.

Both are thoroughly despised by John Oliver.

I was like you once, but after I woke up in a pile of empty bottles and cans, with the last chapters of the audiobook of Gore Vidal's Burr: A Novel still susurrating from my laptop speakers, I realized there may be limits.

Missed it by this much.

Good afternoon. How do you do, sir?

That famous old photo of a lady having intercourse with a horse, but she has (most of) a toga on, and there are some Greek columns, so you can say it's just an illustration of that famous story from classical mythology, it's educational. I forget which one. The one about the lady and the horse?

I've shared a couple of their albums with my folks, because I thought my mom would enjoy Challengers and Together. Mom says she likes the music, but not the name, and without missing a beat, my step-father chimes in, "Yeah, she only likes those old pornographers."

And even nuttier! Hey-O!

Greg Graffin - "Cold as the Clay"
Tom Waits - "Jockey Full of Bourbon"
Led Zeppelin - "In My Time of Dying"
The Pogues - "Mountain Dew"
Frank Black - "Sir Rockaby"

He is still trying to sort himself out, reportedly all mixed up like pasta primavera.

Sam Jackson had his shot at being a Jedi- you could go back to one of Lucas's early ideas and cast Toshiro Mifune as Obi-Wan, if we're not constrained by who's dead or alive at present.

I'm still partial to HasTheLHCDestroyedTheEarth.com

I'll piggyback on this and say Star Trek: Nemesis (Twice!) as I was too young to see Final Frontier, and too non-discerning a five-year-old to be disappointed by it on VHS. There was a girl I had a crush on all through high school, and senior year, she suggested we go out and see this, as she knew I was a Trekker.…

I liked Generations just because it was the first time seeing the TNG crew on the big screen. The Motion Picture and The Final Frontier are bad, but they're bad in the same way season three of the original show was bad, aiming for profound but landing on dull and absolutely ridiculous, respectively. Nemesis and Into…