If we have this giant doomsday bomb that will destroy all life on the planet, why can't we use it?

"This says H-Mail"
"Is as good as Gmail! Is one better!"

I thought of it too. No link, but I recall an earlier piece citing Citizne Kane as Trump's favorite movie, which I find fascinating. Maybe he chose it because, of course he would only have the most lauded film be his favorite. Or maybe there's part of him on some level that recognizes his life is hollow and he has no…

Yes. I think it's "Summer Girls", not a gender-swapped version of "Boys of Summer". But it's a terrible hook schilling for a terrible clothing company between verses of terrible rapping over a terrible backing track. No facet of the song achieves competency.

He didn't create them, he just went down to Georgia and claimed their souls.

This was the joint when I was in fourth or fifth grade, and I feel like everyone in our relatively small class picked it up from Scholastic within a couple months of each other- a bona fide trend. Flash forward to ninth grade at a new school where, as a public speaking exercise, Mr. B. asks everyone to bring in a…

I don't either, we called them "hoagies" in the upstate New York regional dialect.

No, it's going to air as a fully-immersive 3D holographic simulation, which sounds great until you realize the characters, imbued with independent artificial personalities, will keep getting distracted from the main plot to gawk at the one weirdo in their midst with outdated 21st century clothes.

Wrapped up Blue Mars- I went through the whole Mars trilogy this year, mixed with some other stuff. This one seemed timely, with the Martian Olympics going on at the same time as Rio, as well as hotly contested political debates about immigration. Overall I'm impressed with the scope, in terms of time span and cast of…

I went up to my aunt's house, where my cousin made us some pasta carbonara. It was good, but man, does it sit in your gut like a lump of stone. I brought along some pistachio ice cream- this was one of my greatest hits, dessert-wise, for a long time, but I hadn't done it in years. Turned out well.

Operation Ivy - "Knowledge"
The Clash - "Junkie Slip"
Van Morrison - "Caravan"
The New Pornographers - "Valkyrie in the Roller Disco"
Ted Leo & the Pharmacists - "Even Heroes Have to Die"

STILL LOVE YOU HOMAR

On the one hand, I don't care for this show and I would like to see him do something more worthwhile. On the other hand, he's fit, he's agile, and he might actually do well at this.

The important thing is that excluding rock and country from exemption forces both Donny and Marie Osmond to pay (a little bit) of the tax.

Hey, Kevin Riley wasn't "doomed", he turned out to survive the attempted poisoning! Also, when I was a kid, I desperately wanted to try those brightly colored cubes of food. They probably tasted terrible, but they reminded me of those seven-layer cookies you see in Italian bakeries sometimes, which are still the joint.

For a second there I thought you weren't referring to losing hosting duties, and were instead saying he was upset over losing a soccer game nearly six years in the future.

"It's beta down where it's wetta, take it from me"

That's my favorite on the album, not just for the great use of fretless bass, but for the wonderful alliteration of lines like "The boy in the bubble and the baby with the baboon heart".

They Might Be Giants Want to Wind a Piece of String Around Confirmed Giant The Rock.

I found one at Toys-R-Us that had stickers, so you could make your own. I proudly wore my handmade BORT license plate on my backpack all through high school.