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Is that the one what all was in Ghost World?

You can apply for a visa at the Yankee Embassy / Dunkin' Donuts, along with the guy who thought it was "Cheek Feel-Uh".

Only so Leslie Jones can bust his ghost.

They say you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but when even the title on that cover says Nothing of Value is Here, I would take it at its word.

He has two! (The first was just listed as American Lesion, without his name on the spine. My local record store filed it with Bad Religion.) He does all the instruments on the first, which shows off some of his Todd Rundgren influences. The second one has the Weakerthans (minus John Samson) backing him up on some…

Greg Graffin - "Don't Be Afraid to Run"
Velvet Underground - "Pale Blue Eyes"
Tom Waits - "A Sweet Little Bullet From a Pretty Blue Gun"
Jimi Hendrix Experience - "You've Got Me Floating"
Rolling Stones - "Soul Survivor"

Marble puzzle was tough but fair, I felt- there was at least some logic to it. The part that had me hung up was when you got to a vacant prison cell and had to pull some little key hidden in a drain in the floor. It was just finding the one tiny thing in all that space.

Is the lady part on the top or the bottom?

To be fair, "more harassment, rather than humor" seems to be an accurate summation.

Yep. I guess that makes this post The Force Awakens to the previous post's Star Wars A New Hope.

In this case, they're just using a really old definition when her son inexplicably turns left-handed. They have to buy him a new baseball mitt, but that's about as serious as it gets.

I'm the Best Man, 'cus I'm the best, man
Got a three piece suit with a vest, man

Yeah, Iron Maiden screaming about epic battles and the end of the world would be a good Thor accompaniment. Or any one of a number of Scandinavian metal bands. Hulk should get a loud-quiet-loud grunge soundtrack.

You mean Carmelo Anthony is only playing basketball because they pay him?

Where were the terrorists hunting Dr. Emmett Brown from? Libya.
Where is Benghazi? Libya
Do I have to draw you a diagram?
No?
Can I draw one anyway? I wheeled in this big blackboard and it would be a shame to let it go unused.

Trump's campaign wasn't an elaborate ruse to expose the dark underbelly of the Republican party, it was a really elaborate ruse to help Dan Gutman move some unsold paperbacks.

They filled out the Scholastic order form they get once a month, it just took twenty years for the books to get delivered.

I assumed it was a description of your film-making style, and that your project was heavily inspired by Terrance Malick. Just lots of long shots of Brad Pitt slowly eating a drumstick or Choco Taco, while he watches the sun set in real time behind the New York City skyline.

Sandinista! has been my go-to last few half-marathons I've run. That's one is a good pick-me-up to have at 10 miles in when you need a second wind. Usually take "The Equaliser" out of rotation before I start, though.