He always has some good ones- I remember "Puff the Magic Dragon" for Tim Lincecum when the Giants were visiting, "Ring Around the Rosey" for Buster Posey. Usually something Springsteen for the Reds' (now Mets') Jay Bruce. The theme to Phantom of the Opera for Brandon Crawford I had to look up later- British actor…

No, he means those tapes that were left in the Dude's car and got passed around. Though I can't countenance passing up an opportunity to call it a CCR revival, as opposed to 'resurgence'.

My girlfriend's father brought that on vacation and got completely engrossed in it. He blew off dinner with some other couple they went to the resort with, just so he could get to the last page. But when he reached the end, he just stood up, walked across the room, and dropped the gigantic, 700-page hardcover in the…

My understanding was Jack Ryan was a smart guy but more of an analyst-turned-politician who happens to get dragged into these ridiculous action situations- they should really make the movie or show about the professional bad-ass Domingo Chavez.

Someday you'll get invited to a party and you'll find out for sure.

And I looked, and behold a chestnut horse: and his name that sat on him was Severo, and Santana followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to melt faces with guitar solos.

Now I hope the American wizarding world has an analogue to the Daily Prophet headed by a J. Jonah Jameson-type figure, who fills his front page with articles about how Harry Potter is a menace.

Even Tiger Beat learned to branch out from just showing Ty Cobb punching a different person each week.

I just hope it doesn't turn out to be a Bohr.

"Amy, tend to the widow Pac-Man"

Shoot, when I was a lad I only ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. Your boy edges me out by two.

The list of fates reminds me now of the punishments meted out by The Doctor at the end of "The Family of Blood", trapping the daughter inside every mirror and turning the son into a scarecrow.

There was also Charles Starkweather living there, and his various murder victims. I learned about it from Bruce Springsteen!

ALONE, adj.: In bad company.

Just so he can make that stupid joke about how can't spell Reince without RNC.

The first few times I saw her name, I got her confused with Kate Pierson of the B-52's. Now I think she should (like Kate) be accompanied by Fred Schnieder talk-singing behind her, but in her case, Fred can just debunk any blatant lies.

So who's Mr. Collins, Chris Christie? Or is it Pence now?

No one had better tell Donald Trump that Superman is an undocumented immigrant.

They dutifully turned them over to the wallet inspector. He's taking an awful long time to give them back, though.

You'd think he'd know a lot of things, but you'd be mistaken.