Hipster Thor would have hooked up with Kat Dennings instead of Natalie Portman.

Being in earshot of Steve Albini.

What about taxes?

Look, it's perfectly simple: it depends if you are Uniform Resource Locator or if you are In Real Life.  Get with it, Methuselah.

I prefer avoision therapy.

Then how come I never saw him make a corny cameo in a movie?

They have deeply held, mutually exclusive beliefs concerning coconut as a curry ingredient.

The baby looked at you?

It's a shame Sam spoilerised it, but then the fucking opening credits do it too.

Did you know that the quack of a paedophile doesn't echo?

Do Essure make guns?

Then why is presumably the exact same (region 1) Blu Ray the equivalent of $50 Canadian dollars on Amazon.co.uk?

The solution is the opposite of that: make paying so attractive that people would rather do that.  I never pirate games these days and it's partly because Steam has made it so convenient and attractive to buy games that I've bought more than I can play (and bought extra copies for friends).

As a Northerner I find it a nice place to visit but a better place to leave.

They're angry.

Oh Tobias, you blowhard!

How do you know it's not a moth?

This film looks like the kind of thing that makes me thankful about being old, jaded and having no social life.

I watch it when it's on TV.

Frank Miller is straight?