He's just jealous because his cock wasn't big enough.

Because that sweet Laurel Canyon sound made delicious booze and fags too delicious to resist.

He's persona non grata here because he was unpleasant to an old man who played a comedy foreigner in a sitcom 30 years ago.

He got bad AIDS swimming in the Thames.

Bad news for the Top Gun remake.

50 hours.

Alright, who used up all the Photoshop?

Mature and beautiful.

No, AI is shit, all shit.

He's going on Inside The Actors Studio to discuss them.

Time to start poopin!

If I want rude noises from vegetables I'll stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

You scher zinged her!

That's no moustache…

Maybe he just bitched about Superman 2 the whole time.

Isn't Adrien Brody supposed to be playing a poseur though?

He was frightened Ghostface Killah might call him soft.

45 minutes isn't that bad is it?  Living people have put out shorter records, like Weezer, but they're DEAD TO ME anyway, amirite?

I'm worried about his girlfriend, we haven't heard about her for a long time.

3 porches?  He must be rich as an astronaut!