Something along the lines of "I watched/listened to/read [Patton Oswalt material] and I didn't like it because [critique goes here]"

Posting it without any qualification or supporting evidence almost always is though.

You have to have a dark sense of humour to cast somebody who looks like Patton Oswalt in your movie.

Was there something about my remark that made me sound like somebody who would attempt to slam a door?  Actually it's been so long since I've been on a plane they could have swishing Star Trek doors now for all I know.

Bi and large you say?  Sold!

People who slam doors should be executed without trial.

Clearly Lobsters is a much more thoughtful and sensitive person than you.

Hopefully the guy who funded it will be on it.

If it's any consolation, 5 tracks of this are unavailable in the UK.

Scream 4.

"an analog modem getting a lapdance" I want to see that in the video.

How many dicks is that?

Just wait until you graduate and then everyone else hates you.

Does anybody really want to see Rose McGowan without make-up these days?  Besides, I thought the girl playing her younger version was bad until I realised she was actually doing a good job of being as awful as McGowan is in this.

She means his cock!

Fascist.

I bet you can't wait for the next Mel Gibson movie.

Exactly the two clips I was hoping for.

Manic Pixie Delusion is a serious problem you jerk!

Can I nod instead?