I wonder if this text book covers baby fuck, and if it says that it's aww-righttt!

Was her character named Anne Flapaway?

You want to play Yahtzee with her?

Second thing you thought, surely?

I hate my dead gay daughter!

Watching that movie was the closest I've felt to madness.

Or Night Train To Terror

Who popped the stripper?

Now everybody is doing it.

Unflavoured for me!

The polygon count would have been too high, presumably.

"Don't you mean Wugazi?"

EA really need to give the Need For Speed name a rest.  Using it so often and on so many different kinds of driving game have made it meaningless.

I hate you.

She looks like that Newsweek cover all the fucking time.

You can tell this guy is a time traveller.

He managed not to get his cock out in this one, so extra credit there too.

I'd never heard of this guy, but his Wikipedia page suggests they didn't bother to even do the bare minimum of checking up on him.

He's also in Blade: Trinity.  He dies.

Weirder still, it was in 5.1 surround.