When I saw Dumb & Dumber the movie cut out just after the pretend throat slicing scene, which was quite disturbing.

Gremlins did it.

She will allow some angry masturbating, but you can tell she doesn't like it.

At least Wesley Willis is still on Spotify.

Anyone who directed The Resurrected should not be calling out other film makers.

[talking about Lifeforce (1985)] The performances too could have been computer generated, it probably would have been a great improvement. We had the one and only Tobe Hooper at the helm which is approximately like having Bozo the Clown at the helm. - Dan O'Bannon, asshole.

"it's just a Adam Sandler movie", "it's just a pop song", "it's just a Lifetime movie".  Doesn't mean it should be shit.

It's a serious problem you jerk!

"I'm an ideas man Micheal, I think I proved that with Cougar Moutain"

She just wanted to make sure Ricky Gervais has something to talk about at the Golden Globes.

Snopes is really sad these days because it used to be about amusing urban legends and now it's mostly about debunking moronic right-wing chain e-mails.

The cock juggling thunder-cunt!

It only works if you're afraid of six packs.

"It's called PopoZão, it's a Brazilian ass-shaker”

I haven't had this much wood in my face since boarding school!

What is it then?  Nobody seems to know.

Be your best penis.

Where'd you get that beauty scar, tough guy? Eating artichoke?

You missed Birmingham.

I've heard it's a really good length.