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Did he manage to make a full revolution, or wasn't there enough space?

Bubbles Begins.

It's hard to put money on your family!

Isn't kinda the whole point of the ACLU to defend even the most unpopular causes for the wider principle?

Sorry, you're the one calling the people who complied a Blu-Ray insecure and witless for including a perfectly relevant piece of footage of the critical reception by a leading critic, and I'm childish?  I'll take your word on his historical work, but from interviews I've read and many of his reviews I've never found…

The melon symbolises the unions.

80's gay electronic mood?

Insecure and witless?  Sure they didn't just think that fans of the movie might get a kick out of seeing Roger Ebert make a twat of himself, as usual?

Birthday Subway doesn't make you fart?

Her?  She barely even has a face!  You couldn't pick her out from a line up of one!

They invented chaps with asses: trousers.

Shaving with his balls out?

Yo dawg!

Christ, don't read the comments if you want to maintain your erection.  Fucking morons.

Because nobody would know his name if he were merely competent and intellectually honest.

You'll be okay so long as the level of awesome you're anticipating is fairly modest.

Not just a clever name then.

They've used a shot from the upcoming Dumb and Dumber sequel by mistake.

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