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my band is actually called Shirtless Heartbreak

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these comments are pure fucking gold. so many tears, so much anger

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Fully agree, still one of the scariest movies I've seen. Despite Alice Cooper.

"What does that say?"
"Hell of Boiling Oil."
"You're kidding!"
"Yeah, it says keep out."

Also he knocks himself out with a chunk of ceiling for the duration of the climactic kung-fu fight, then when he finally gets up, a giant heavy guard falls on him and he can't move him out of the way. So fucking funny.

Send that soldier a grenade or something

Parts of it are definitely silly (see: Alice Cooper, Dennis Dun), but for me the suffocating atmosphere of dread, the terrifying ideas it contains, and the scariness of its best sequences of it far outweigh the silly bits. My dad and I watched it together when I was about 12 and we were both scared out of our mind by…

This actually sounds pretty awesome. I'm a sucker for anything Metroid-esque, and the permanent death mechanic kinda reminds me of the amazing Sweet Home for Famicom. Also Aliens is one of my favorite movies ever. I haven't touched my DS in over a year but I may need to bust it out for this

The best part of the movie is how he takes off his shirt to row to the dictator's island, then puts it right back on when he gets to shore

The Sandlot is fantastic. I'll go ahead and risk sounding totally lame here but as a step-child trying to bond with my future step-father over ANYTHING, including baseball, and having moved to a new town at about 11 and being a total outcast, and eventually having nothing to do in my shitty new suburb except pal…

at the end JH turned into LH (luteinizing hormone)

It's pronounced HOOG-huh

Maybe they're just not dorky enough to know all the publishers of each video game. No offense intended, I'm a fucking dork and I know them all too

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