In which the audience is soundly punished for enjoying comic books?

I'M HERE! COME ON! KILL ME! DO IT NOW!

smoke a j, eat a bowl of special k, get on the l-train, have some m&ms, put on some n*sync, give yourself a standing o, turn on some p-funk, use a q-tip, watch a rated R movie, hemoglobin has a s-shaped curve for oxygen binding affinity, use a t-square, do a u-turn, celebrate v-day, equip the w-item materia, look at…

This morning on Patty Winters there was a giant talking Cheerio.

Wah wah wah, it's so hard to be rich and famous with gorgeous women all over you every day. Blow me Aubrey.

SPOILER

There was a short interview with the screenwriter on Shock Till You Drop that is interesting because the guy is clearly not in touch with any kind of reality.

Umm. Not intentionally. I actually do quote Short Circuit 2 pretty often.

I just looked up Kurtwood Smith's resume on IMDB, good lord! You really do need to do a Random Roles for him.

awesome RR
I like this dude. I still quot Short Circuit 2 all the time and no one knows what the fuck I'm talking about. "Are you troubled by regularity?"

NONE MORE AWESOME

I would argue that Victor Wong wins for Prince of Darkness and Tremors.

*opens door, sees thousands of ninjas*
*closes door*

Fully agree. Way ahead of its time, way smarter than people give it credit for usually.

THEY HAVE SURVIVED THE BURNING BLADE
TAAAAMED THE SAVAGE HEART!!!!!!

Chinese standoff. Don't make a sound.

Six demon bag. Terrific, what's in it, Egg?

WHERE'S WALLACE?!

I really enjoyed Guide to Recognizing Your Saints. I think that and Holes are the only two movies I ever really liked Shia in.

When should you back down?