Ran out of coke. Gotcha.

My only question
When did Jon Benjamin become "H. Jon Benjamin"? Did he write a novel or something?

Amnesiac:

"Chocolate News" appears to be highly-concentrated awful. David Alan Grier has always been the worst thing in everything he's ever been in; making a show around him is a terrible, terrible, awful, terrible, awful, terrible, terrible idea. Terrible.

Well, hello there. My name's Snarky.

"Man, you would NOT believe the F-stop on her aperture!"

And to think: India doesn't even have food . . .

We all chipped in and got you a new Caps Lock key.

Curse you, Usher!
I used to tease my girlfriend relentlessly about her fondness for this song.

Why isn't there a link to BoP somewhere?
Okay, I'm way down here at the bottom, and no one's ever going to read this, but — how come there isn't a link to all the old Box of Paperbacks entries anywhere? It's sort of hit-and-miss to find links to the old ones, and going through the AV Club Blog archives or Keith's…