Obviously, my 'sarcasm in writing' needs work.

james franco
Could his decision to play the stoner be the best such decision since Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "gee, that script is good, but what if I played the Terminator?"

I wonder why
a Democratic get-out-the vote ad contained a bunch of funny-talkin' foreigners and not one clear representative of the largest overseas voting bloc — the military. It's almost as if the Democrats would rather the soldiers not vote. I wonder why that could be?