I'm such a goddamn baby that movie gave me nightmares. I'm not a horror fan, so I'm not sure why I agreed to go see it in theaters.

I'm such a goddamn baby that movie gave me nightmares. I'm not a horror fan, so I'm not sure why I agreed to go see it in theaters.

I don't think he was questioning how Estrada got LaGuerta's number, but rather he was questioning why LaGuerta was NOT questioning how Estrada got her number.

I don't think he was questioning how Estrada got LaGuerta's number, but rather he was questioning why LaGuerta was NOT questioning how Estrada got her number.

I think this was a smart route for the show to take. There have been so many versions of Sherlock, and though I'm enjoying Miller's Sherlock well enough, what I find particularly interesting is the show's conceptualization of Watson. I don't know if that's because it's especially good or whether it's because I've just…

I think this was a smart route for the show to take. There have been so many versions of Sherlock, and though I'm enjoying Miller's Sherlock well enough, what I find particularly interesting is the show's conceptualization of Watson. I don't know if that's because it's especially good or whether it's because I've just…

I know who was a teenager in the late nineties!

I know who was a teenager in the late nineties!

Shyamalan twist!

Shyamalan twist!

Plus, he wanted Walden dead anyway.

Plus, he wanted Walden dead anyway.

Didn't he say something to her about how she broke the marriage vows first?

Didn't he say something to her about how she broke the marriage vows first?

My best friend lives in the same little Texas town that Kyle Chandler does and she swears he's basically the mayor. She heard a probably-apocryphal story about Coach Taylor breaking up a fight in a movie theater, which is my favorite celebrity story ever.

My best friend lives in the same little Texas town that Kyle Chandler does and she swears he's basically the mayor. She heard a probably-apocryphal story about Coach Taylor breaking up a fight in a movie theater, which is my favorite celebrity story ever.

It smells like semen and doritos in this cave.

It smells like semen and doritos in this cave.

speciesist? Seriously?

speciesist? Seriously?