I assumed the "inheritance" thing was something he invented a while back to cover his bribe-funded lifestyle.

I assumed the "inheritance" thing was something he invented a while back to cover his bribe-funded lifestyle.

And the little girl they found who wouldn't stop crying… I remember now. Editing out my mistake feels kind of dishonest.

Arya is Weasel. It's one of her aliases.

I can't even be objective — I cringed through the whole thing, thinking about my own "Blade."

I don't think Erin and Meredith's trivia answers were supposed to be random. Andy was clearly dying to burst out with the sailing answer, so I assume Erin picked that up when they were dating. And Meredith has at least one kid, right? I read into her answer that she's had some interaction with the school psychologists…

I have a feeling this won't be a popular opinion, but as much as I love It's Always Sunny, that scene repulsed me so much I had trouble watching it. It really, really grossed me out.

Indeed, Mackey never leaves Dublin.

Bonk is pretty fantastic.

I thought the same thing about the paper address book, but then I realized it's standard for reality show participants to give up their cell phones while filming the show.

Thanks, I hadn't heard that episode of Fresh Air. I'm excited to listen!

Duh
Candace Cameron is on Make It or Break It, an utterly awesome show about young female gymnasts on ABC Family.

It's like middle school all over again, except that people actually liked me in middle school… when I let them copy my homework, of course.

No worries, Warren — he has no interest in me.

Ignore the picture — I'm a real-life female. He is my friend, and I go to him with all of my guy problems.

In the invention, not the consumption.

Damn, now I want a pizza!

The poor guy. The girl who dumped him was a friend he had been pining after for more than a year. She finally agreed to date him… but she dumped him… after only a week… on Valentine's day… for another guy.

My friend
I have a friend who has had many, many relationships with women that can be described like this:
http://www.theonion.com/con…

@Mr. Pinnacle: Actually, my first thought was that it was a parody. I think I must have caught a commercial for it during SNL? Anyway, until the very end, I thought it was a fake commercial.