Terrible
All of these movies are truly awful cinematic abortions.

I actually canceled my Netflix because my queue was too depressing.

I just requested the P/V translation of Brothers Karamazov from my library. Thanks for the recommendation, fellow internet denizens.

I know the feeling
My Kindle and my bookshelf are full of books I own but haven't read, requested books are piling up for me at the library, and on top of it all, I wanted to re-read the Wheel of Time series so that I can read the most recent volume without too much confusion.

Jerry is obviously the Lutz.

I made my brother replay the bit with the cat struggling on the coffee table and then falling off the end half a dozen times. Something about animals falling really fucking cracks me up — remember Justice, the guide dog, falling in to the trash can at the vet's office? Just thinking about that right now makes me…

Is that…
Oscar as Sarah Palin?

It's not even a horror movie
For weeks, the Sixth Sense gave me nightmares about seeing dead people.

Silence of the Lambs still scares me.

I'm with you, Tom Waits… I thought this was a great episode — the best in a while.

I dated a professor at my (Big Ten, for the record) university. He wasn't MY professor, so I don't think there were any rules against it.

I get the comparison of Robin to Lisa, but Lisa was actively an awful person, while Robin seems more just annoying and not-particularly-talented. I think comparing the two is a little unfair to Robin.

I really, really want to know…
What is a "Mexican Halloween"?

It was definitely Princeton. Their colors are orange and black, and they have a parents' weekend. How difficult is that? "Prison" never even crossed my mind, I guess I'm just not racist enough.

I was happy she stayed ONLY because of how much it must have bugged fucking Mike I. to go home before her. I still remember in the first episode when he referred to her as another old lady he didn't need to worry about.

I love her and really want her to get her mojo back. I don't want a Volt brothers final two… they're really starting to bug me — the asshole and the one who talks without moving his mouth.

Dude, the krumper isn't going to win! I think he's awesome, and that he'll make the top 20, but he won't win.

Skip
We did see that Skip made it through the first round of choreography, but not the second, if I remember correctly.

My poor freshman year roommate walked in on me having sex so many times that she developed a reflexive flinch/cringe (flinge?) when she walked in to our room.

I use that excuse frequently.