Which is technically what they're doing, so long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.

See, I was thinking "inpatient treatment for an eating disorder."

Sadly, the most famous person I've ever met is Joe Paterno, not that I expect you hipsters to know who he is.

I love her books.

I know she's not a real person, dammit
I feel like Liz Lemon and I would really hit it off if we were ever to meet.

That did give us a great Jeanine moment, though! (If you like acting, and dancing, and laughing, and sitting…)

Bring on season six
That addiction dance, even if it is a blatant Emmy-grab, is goddamn outstanding. I've watched it at least a dozen times, and it's easily my favorite dance of the season, and one of my favorite dances ever. I don't know if it would have worked with many people besides Kayla and Kupono, though.

Committee to Investigate Assassinations

And yet they will anyway! God, Evan (while charming) is so outclassed in this group.

Sick as in you'll vomit, or sick as in requiring insulin to survive?

There is no way…
Those strawberry twinkies are no doubt inferior to Little Debbie's Strawberry Shortcake Rolls.

I read in an interview with Cat in EW that she's styling herself.

No, but I do hang out in confessionals.

Oh man, I just got weirdly dizzy. I started one of those communities — it's like seeing your own name randomly out of nowhere.

I'm a total voyeur
I waste so, so much time on FMyLife, MyLifeIsAverage, TextsFromLastNight, Nerve Dating Confessions, and various advice columns (particularly Carolyn Hax and Dear Prudie).

PostMarque, you Evan fans are like old people having sex, and really big snakes, and Rosie O'Donnell — I understand that you exist, but I don't want to actually see you.

I still think Ade's the stronger dancer, particularly when I look back over the whole season. I'm disappointed but unsurprised that he's not in the final four.

Tonight's results show…
Tonight's show was so much better than last week's 100th episode (non-)spectacular.

I really loved both of Sonya's routines, and I liked Kayla and Brandon's contemporary piece.

This was just a really disappointing week
I think most of my disappointment comes from what it could have been. The 100th episode could have been so much better. The first five partner dances in the performance episode could have been so much better. Katie Holmes could never again appear on my TV screen. Evan…