Oh capt my capt…. shut up, you cock.

Evan has got to, got to go. He and Jason really lack the versatility that Brandon and Ade have shown consistently.

Don't neglect the cobbler, TomWaits. I fucking love that cobbler.

If you want a decent fast food hamburger, go to Backyard Burger.

I prefer smoke signals myself. I tried Pony Express once, before they went out of business.

No man should outlive his fictional wizard.

Thanks for reminding me about that lobster-stuffed-with-tacos bit. http://foodwrappedinotherfo…

Diet Coke with Lime is amazing — I go through two liters a day, easy. (I'm pretty sure that's going to give me a raging case of cancer of the everything, but so what.) Sierra Mist ruby splash or whatever the hell it's called is also delicious.

YES, the Seven Kingdoms. Or else the world of Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time.

*sob*

Wow greg, you seem awfully proud that you have sex with pigs.

Dammit, as soon as I posted I wondered if that came up during the few minutes I was smoking on my balcony. Crapballs.

Am I as racist as Liz Lemon?
It's actually much harder to tell how old Asians are.

Am I the only one who noticed that Bob Vance is up to something shady… like an affair with his secretary?

Riff, you forgot the part where we paint pictures using our menstrual blood, to celebrate the divine feminine spirit!

Riff, let me pour you a glass of white zin from the box before we go see The Ugly Truth whilst eating chocolate and I dunno, talking about our periods, or our new Coach wristlets, or something.

Me too! Book six is when Harry and Snape finally consummate their long-simmering sexual tension.

I will be watching this
Every night. Otherwise, I will have nothing to talk about with my roommates other than pasta-filled bread bowls, New York Goes to Work, and Asher Roth.

They are good. Pasta + garlic bread… yum.

One more thing Lemon and I have in common. Maybe I should spend less time talking things over with food.