I'd ask my friends if they know it's a fun family film, but they generally prefer films where anuses are surgically attached to mouths. Also, anything in which Adam Sandler makes a slight variation of the Cajun Man voice.

The way he casually pulls out the pack of smokes and taps one out while talking is hilarious.

I think it's one of the most ballsy, funny and brilliant twists in TV history. She's the most obvious victim of those four nihilists.

I swear that in the scene where George is smoking and Susan asks him about it, I remember him saying "Oh yeah… big smokah!" in a very funny George way. But I just saw this episode a few weeks ago and it was nowhere to be seen, erased from existence. Am I quite mad? Anyone else remember that, or am I misremembering it?

The part where the L.A. Gear shoes wrap their own ankle velcro is especially terrifying.

Philip Michael Thomas also agreed to appear in the film, but only under any conditions.

Rum Ham is a topping option at Kaptain Karl's Pizza Ship.

"I can see my house from here!"

Brett Favre thinks this is a good book

Oops, I was thinking about Agent Ciccerone. Not that Agent Sanseverino wasn't a handsome woman.

Agent Sanseverino: YUM.
(You were expecting a deep comment?)

But some dead men are peninsulas.

"Daybreak" could set itself apart from other zombie fiction if it suggested that perhaps the humans were the real monsters.

Bill Hicks saw nothing wrong with these pageants and thought all you people had far too warped minds. It's just little girls having fun playing dress-up. Not everything has to be about sex, he said.

Who would have thought that so many of my fellow commenters would make a similar joke. Well done, all. I would edit mine if I could.

You had better show ME a photo of a dead puppy if you expect me to get an erection.

"Take a dip in Lake Bell" is far more creepy, and therefore sexier.

True fact: Bill Hicks loved the show "According to Jim" and set his TiVo on Season Pass.